Oh Blimey: The Startup
Growth Game

Welcome to Oh Blimey: The Adventures of Building, Growing, and Scaling a Startup.

This isn’t your average startup game… it’s a reality check wrapped in layers of sarcasm, featuring Skelly, Sarcastic Cat, and the rest of the dream team.

Your goal: Grow your business by completing tasks that will make your blood pressure rise faster than your user count.

But beware: you’ll face a series of Big Bosses—the Venture Capitalist who speaks only in acronyms, Innovate UK, the Product Manager who insists every feature is “MVP,” and the Marketing Bro whose advice comes at the low price of your sanity.

Feeling brave enough to play?

Sign up for our updates to keep tabs on Oh Blimey’s progress—or better yet, help us validate this MVP in our user research. You might as well get a taste of startup chaos without the real-life consequences. #ammirite

We’re part of the Product Builder Programme, funding by Eagle Labs, UK Government, and Plexal.